The Empire of Alefo is a titanic, safe nation, ruled by King Seu with an iron fist, and remarkable for its pith helmet sales, enslaved workforce, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 18.474 billion Alefans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order and Administration are also considered important, while International Aid and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Alefo City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 75.8%.

The enormous but inefficient Alefian economy, worth a remarkable 1,350 trillion Alefs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Trout Farming, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 73,083 Alefs, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 216,340 per year while the poor average 19,392, a ratio of 11.2 to 1.

Government officials who do an offal job get smoked, the government's fruit business reeks of rotting produce and corruption, the military claims that their threatening letters are signed with the blood of their enemies, and the nation's spies are always on break time. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Alefo's national animal is the Tiger, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Alefism.

Alefo is ranked 309,877^th in the world and 17^th in Devia for Most Rebellious Youth, scoring -25 on the Stark-Dean Displacement Index.