The Jingoistic States of Alcaron is a huge, safe nation, remarkable for its restrictive gun laws. The hard-working, democratic population of 679 million Alcaronians are known throughout the region for their efficiency and work ethic, as well as their general suspicion of leisure.

The relatively small, moralistic, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Welfare, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 9.6%.

The Alcaronian economy, worth 35.4 trillion rupees a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Pizza Delivery industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is 52,076 rupees, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.2 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is relatively low, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Alcaron's national animal is the sheep, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Alcaron is ranked 272,701^st in the world and 15,565^th in Osiris for Most Advanced Law Enforcement, scoring 571.72 on the Orwell Orderliness Index.