The Queen's State of Albionumus is a gargantuan, efficient nation, renowned for its irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 16.635 billion Albionumusians are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Law & Order. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 9.4%.

The very strong Albionumusian economy, worth 922 trillion betales a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Pizza Delivery, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 55,440 betales, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 156,497 per year while the poor average 15,722, a ratio of 10.0 to 1.

Crime is a problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Albionumus's national animal is the deer.

Albionumus is ranked 254,700^th in the world and 7^th in Imperial Prussia for Most Corrupt Governments, with 0.74 kickbacks per hour.