The Parliamentary Kingdom of Albionish Isles is a titanic, genial nation, ruled by King Richard Avalon with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, keen interest in outer space, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, hard-working population of 16.594 billion Albionish have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Albionicum. The average income tax rate is 52.2%.

The all-consuming Albionish economy, worth a remarkable 1,544 trillion Pounds a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Arms Manufacturing, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 93,055 Pounds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.5 times as much as the poorest.

An online tea-bagging epidemic is getting worse and (meta)worse, Little League matches are often attended by riot police with water cannon... just in case, unshaven men are viewed with suspicion in courts of law, and the new coalition government is so large nobody knows where it begins. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Albionish Isles's national animal is the Sheep, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is the Church of Albion.

Albionish Isles is ranked 93,184^th in the world and 4^th in Sanctum Mare for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 44,480.3 Standard Monetary Units.