The Abandoned film set of Albert Empire is a mammoth, socially progressive nation, ruled by Albert Snodoloberm with an iron fist, and remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, frequent executions, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 9.981 billion Garbage people are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Welfare, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Henson Studios. The average income tax rate is 52.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but sluggish garbage economy, worth 286 trillion Illegal Muppet Movies a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Gambling, and Book Publishing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 28,699 Illegal Muppet Movies, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Garbage people teach life's not worth a damn 'til you can shout out 'I am what I am', when their backs are against the walls Garbage people look out for gay men, the garbage Intelligence Agency relies on internet search engines to know what is happening overseas, and orange trees find it's not easy being green. Crime is totally unknown. Albert Empire's national animal is the Skin Kermit and its national religion is Skin Kermit.

Albert Empire is ranked 231,975^th in the world and 5^th in Korriban Tombs for Nicest Citizens, with 9.76 average smiles per day.