The Republic of Albert Einstein is a mammoth, orderly nation, remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, frequent executions, and avant-garde cinema. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 6.666 billion Albert Einsteinians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 67.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Albert Einsteinian economy, worth 695 trillion dollars a year, is dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Cheese Exports, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 104,336 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

Children usually cry on their first day of school, schoolchildren have more trading cards than flash cards in their backpacks, calling dibs is an unalienable right, and grandparents tell young ones tales of the good old days when people had cake on their birthday. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Albert Einstein's national animal is the atom ant, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Albert Einstein is ranked 91,581^st in the world and 3^rd in Science for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 1,040.99 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.