The Democratic Imperial Republic of Albakovoso is a titanic, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Don Koçi with an even hand, and notable for its rum-swilling pirates, museums and concert halls, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, devout population of 15.629 billion Illyrians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Healthcare, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Os Alta. The average income tax rate is 95.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Illyrian economy, worth a remarkable 1,982 trillion Ardiaeis a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 126,871 Ardiaeis, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Blackface performers claim they are being deliberately ironic, frightened witnesses and seriously ill jurors wear the same handcuffs as the defendant, crowds of flag-burning protesters tend to accidentally become crowds of burning protesters, and there is something rotten in the state of Albakovoso. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Albakovoso's national animal is the golden eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Illyrian Orthodox Christianity.

Albakovoso is ranked 4,520^th in the world and 1^st in Coldonia for Most Compassionate Citizens, scoring 85.29 on the Kitten Softness Rating.