The League of Nations Territory of Alba Concordia is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by the Provost-General with an even hand, and renowned for its parental licensing program, free-roaming dinosaurs, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, humorless, devout population of 2.858 billion Alba Concordians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The large, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Alba Concordia. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 71.6%.

The powerhouse Alba Concordian economy, worth 293 trillion Talers a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Beef-Based Agriculture, Information Technology, and Cheese Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 102,797 Talers, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 336,017 per year while the poor average 23,639, a ratio of 14.2 to 1.

One does not simply walk into the tundra, the statue in the Bakker Plaza has a solar panel for a hat, marine biology students are shocked to discover that a whale is a mammal, and the only soporific permitted during sermons is the preacher's voice. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Alba Concordia's national animal is the Bureaucrat, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Catholicism.

Alba Concordia is ranked 153,074^th in the world and 7^th in IxWiki for Highest Poor Incomes, with 23,639.48 Standard Monetary Units.