The Free Land of Alaskan Forest is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by The Warden with a fair hand, and notable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, lack of airports, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 1.817 billion Alaskan Forestians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Environment. The average income tax rate is 58.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Alaskan Forestian economy, worth 157 trillion pine needles a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, quite specialized black market in Book Publishing, Beef-Based Agriculture, Tourism, and Soda Sales. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 86,490 pine needles, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Graffiti is done with immaculate multi-layer shading, teenagers are severely punished for being out too late, beaches are empty as the shark population multiplies exponentially, and jabbing a baby's bottle at officials gets parents waved straight through immigration. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Alaskan Forest's national animal is the raven, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is The Elks Shrine.

Alaskan Forest is ranked 41,621^st in the world and 13^th in Alaskan Scenery for Highest Poor Incomes, with 63,062.79 Standard Monetary Units.