The Defensive Player of the Year of Alanna Smith is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Alanna Smith with an even hand, and notable for its irreverence towards religion, absence of drug laws, and stringent health and safety legislation. The democratic population of 2.022 billion Alanna Smithians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The medium-sized, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Minneapolis. The average income tax rate is 33.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Alanna Smithian economy, worth 91.3 trillion dollars a year, is led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Soda Sales. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 45,147 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

4-year-olds are often found reminiscing about the 'good old days', the Minneapolis Women's Prison Choir now has a baritone section, the path to inner peace is paved with state-mandated punishment, and military doctrine says not to open fire until you see the "beady little eyes" of Johnny Foreigner. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Alanna Smith's national animal is the lynx.

Alanna Smith is ranked 221,941^st in the world and 10^th in FIFA Lands for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 770.65 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.