| Population | 22.98 billion |
| Capital | Clarissa's Land of Happiness and Cheers |
| Leader | Clarissa Alanis Taissa S Coraline Harumi |
| Faith | Peaceful Religion of Happiness and Joy |
| Currency | Universal and Reliable Valentian Credit |
| Animal | Katten en Kittens van de Wonder Wereld |
The Clarissa's Extra Territories of Alanis Star is a titanic, genial nation, ruled by Clarissa Alanis Taissa S Coraline Harumi with an even hand, and renowned for its smutty television, state-planned economy, and ubiquitous missile silos. The compassionate, cheerful, devout population of 22.98 billion Valentians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.
The enormous, socially-minded government prioritizes Education, although Environment, Healthcare, and Industry are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Clarissa's Land of Happiness and Cheers. The income tax rate is 100%.
The frighteningly efficient Valentian economy, worth a remarkable 9,431 trillion Universal and Reliable Valentian Credits a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 410,426 Universal and Reliable Valentian Credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
A little pushing and pulling is needed for big ships to pass, black gold is looking more brown these days, the prevalence of circular logic frequently renders parliamentary observers dizzy, and the new 'Things We Stole From Other Countries' exhibition at the National Museum of Antiquities is a hit. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Alanis Star's national animal is the Katten en Kittens van de Wonder Wereld, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Peaceful Religion of Happiness and Joy.
Alanis Star is ranked 132nd in the world and 1st in Esportiva for Safest, scoring 223.64 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Alanis Star, the new 'Things We Stole From Other Countries' exhibition at the National Museum of Antiquities is a hit.
- : Following new legislation in Alanis Star, the prevalence of circular logic frequently renders parliamentary observers dizzy.
- : Following new legislation in Alanis Star, black gold is looking more brown these days.
- : Following new legislation in Alanis Star, a little pushing and pulling is needed for big ships to pass.
- : Following new legislation in Alanis Star, airplane passenger seat sizes and ticket prices are both first-class.
- : Following new legislation in Alanis Star, heartfelt sentiments are mercilessly marketed by a million-Universal and Reliable Valentian Credit treacle machine.
- : Following new legislation in Alanis Star, a law degree is required before telling people not to drink and drive.
- : Following new legislation in Alanis Star, the lactose-intolerant are force-fed cheese products with predictably gassy results.
- : Following new legislation in Alanis Star, it is illegal for police officers to carry out searches due to strict privacy laws.
- : Following new legislation in Alanis Star, the "swords to plowshares" policy has created a generation of farmers that can kill a yak from 200 yards away.