The Constitutional Monarchy of Alan Grant is a colossal, pleasant nation, remarkable for its suspicion of poets. The hard-working population of 4.537 billion Alan Grantians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 30.7%.

The Alan Grantian economy, worth 174 trillion Delta Eagles a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Cheese Exports industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 38,404 Delta Eagles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Fancy dress parties are raided by military police for new recruits, air purifiers fight smoke machines on Alan Grantian stage setups, elections have become procedural nightmares due to voters persistently rejecting candidates, and grocery stores can be audibly identified by the giggling emerging from them. Crime is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Alan Grant's national animal is the Kitsune.

Alan Grant is ranked 157,805^th in the world and 5^th in kursk for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 71.41 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.