The Chef of Al Zawahiri is a titanic, safe nation, ruled by Ayman with an iron fist, and notable for its aversion to nipples, public floggings, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 11.577 billion Al Zawahirians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Law & Order, although Defense, Healthcare, and Environment are also considered important, while Spirituality and International Aid aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cleveland. The average income tax rate is 36.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient Al Zawahirian economy, worth 460 trillion Counterfeitings a year, is dominated by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Information Technology, and Pizza Delivery. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 39,798 Counterfeitings, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Religious education is a new government priority, the smell of tobacco is often smelt around legislative buildings across the nation, every school is receiving a brand new eraser, and parole board directors light up a joint before telling hash-brownie baking grannies that they have to stay behind bars. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Al Zawahiri's national animal is the Camel Blue, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is the good and rewarding gods.

Al Zawahiri is ranked 110,320^th in the world and 4^th in Mar A Lago Club for Most Cultured, scoring 65 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.