The Federative Republic of Al-Zuweeiyah is a mammoth, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its public floggings, anti-smoking policies, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 8.746 billion Zuweeiyans are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The enormous, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Education, and Industry also on the agenda, while International Aid is ignored. The average income tax rate is 90.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Al-Zuweeiyahian economy, worth a remarkable 1,055 trillion Khasoens a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Tourism, and Book Publishing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 120,663 Khasoens, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Truancy is as easy as clicking a camera icon, employers are keenest on employees who lack family values, residents are readily ratting out rats in restaurants, and pranking is an art form. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Al-Zuweeiyah's national animal is the Black Mud Turtle, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Thālathat-i Order.

Al-Zuweeiyah is ranked 6,931^st in the world and 1^st in The Eternal Order for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 6,978.13 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.