The Islamic Commonwealth of Al-Muminin is a mammoth, genial nation, ruled by صالح دين with an even hand, and notable for its compulsory military service, keen interest in outer space, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, devout population of 6.492 billion Commonwealth Muslims are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The medium-sized, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kazbah. The average income tax rate is 51.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Al-Muminoon economy, worth 589 trillion gold ₹upiyahs a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 90,807 gold ₹upiyahs, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government seeks peaceful forum with terrorists, cruise ships arrive in their dozens to watch cruise missile tests, court cases mostly involve lawyers shouting questions at witnesses giving silent shrugs, and صالح دين seems to wear red a lot these days. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Al-Muminin's national animal is the Maltese Falcon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Islam.

Al-Muminin is ranked 26,876^th in the world and 3^rd in Islamic Commonwealth for Nicest Citizens, with 20.7 average smiles per day.