The Theocracy of Al-Khelafah Al-Rashidah is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Khalifah Uthman ibn Affan with an even hand, and renowned for its prohibition of alcohol, national health service, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, devout population of 22.84 billion Rashidi are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Al-Madinah Al-Munawwarah. The average income tax rate is 83.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Rashidun economy, worth a remarkable 2,090 trillion Dinars a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 91,511 Dinars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Military equipment stores have a tendency to go up in flames, the examiners who examine examiners are being examined by examiners, modelling agencies send their clients to work in nursing homes, and nose plugs are the latest Rashidun fashion accessory. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Al-Khelafah Al-Rashidah's national animal is the Arabian Horse, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Islam.

Al-Khelafah Al-Rashidah is ranked 257,464^th in the world and 8^th in NationStates World Regions for Most Primitive, scoring -177.49 on the Scary Big Number Scale.