The Republic of Akai is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, renowned for its absence of drug laws and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 13.264 billion Akaians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government prioritizes Defense, with Welfare, Healthcare, and Public Transport also on the agenda, while International Aid and Spirituality receive no funds. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.6%.

The strong Akaian economy, worth 574 trillion guilders a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Retail, Book Publishing, and Gambling. Average income is 43,348 guilders, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 279,388 per year while the poor average 2,717, a ratio of 102 to 1.

Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Akai's national animal is the fox, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Akai is ranked 268,609^th in the world and 8^th in The Forgotten Lands for Lowest Crime Rates, with 38.58 law-abiding acts per hour.