The State of Ajaan is a gargantuan, efficient nation, remarkable for its irreverence towards religion, complete absence of social welfare, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 14.669 billion Ajaanians are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The minute, pro-business government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.9%.

The very strong Ajaanian economy, worth a remarkable 1,016 trillion betales a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 69,303 betales, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 287,974 per year while the poor average 10,918, a ratio of 26.4 to 1.

Voting is voluntary, corporations donate huge sums of money to favored politicians, and fashion magazine covers finally display realistic body images following photo-manipulation becoming illegal. Crime is a problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Ajaan's national animal is the deer, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Ajaan is ranked 129,486^th in the world and 3^rd in Community of Nations for Most Corrupt Governments, with 5.92 kickbacks per hour.