The Jingoistic States of Aitelia is a massive, orderly nation, renowned for its national health service, ubiquitous missile silos, and lack of airports. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 1.619 billion Aitelians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 44.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Aitelian economy, worth 141 trillion kronor a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Woodchip Exports, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 87,457 kronor, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

Serial killers are the country's biggest import, dreams of replicator technology have been dashed following a ban on 3D printers, imitation is the sincerest form of felony, and blue bloods are welcome in Aitelia. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Aitelia's national animal is the giraffe, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Aitelia is ranked 72,421^st in the world and 329^th in Concord for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 48,539.17 Standard Monetary Units.