The Dominion of Airstrip 67 is a massive, safe nation, renowned for its enslaved workforce, anti-smoking policies, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 1.169 billion Airstrip 67ians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Anthill 1. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 50.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Airstrip 67ian economy, worth 132 trillion Scrips a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Automobile Manufacturing. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 113,237 Scrips, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 633,412 per year while the poor average 10,065, a ratio of 62.9 to 1.

Airstrip 67ians are regularly fired for looking at MyFace during their lunch breaks, it's hard to speak ill of the dead when you don't speak of them at all, legitimate job descriptions now include "smiling and waving", and the government is a law unto itself. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Airstrip 67's national animal is the Ant, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Airstrip 67 is ranked 238,803^rd in the world and 19^th in The Axis of Evil for Largest Populations, with 1.17 billion capita.