Population | 14.635 billion |
Capital | Lovurt |
Leader | Divine Director Rinktanktonk |
Faith | The Ruby Way |
Currency | Lebat |
Animal | Doghurf |
The Exalted Experimental Domain of Airavlo is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Divine Director Rinktanktonk with an iron fist, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, pith helmet sales, and enslaved workforce. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 14.635 billion Airavloans are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.
The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Spirituality and Industry are also considered important, while Environment and Education are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lovurt. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.4%.
The frighteningly efficient Airavloan economy, worth a remarkable 3,034 trillion Lebats a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an amazing 207,328 Lebats, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,328,568 per year while the poor average 13,202, a ratio of 100 to 1.
People are turning themselves into worm food, foreigners are treated with great suspicion, the government is seen to favor traditionalist religions, and flatulent people are left to die of cancer at the end of hospital waiting lists. Crime is a serious problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Airavlo's national animal is the Doghurf, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is The Ruby Way.
Airavlo is ranked 290,375th in the world and 37th in Testregionia for Highest Food Quality, scoring 2.23 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Airavlo, flatulent people are left to die of cancer at the end of hospital waiting lists.
- : Following new legislation in Airavlo, the government is seen to favor traditionalist religions.
- : Following new legislation in Airavlo, foreigners are treated with great suspicion.
- : Following new legislation in Airavlo, people are turning themselves into worm food.
- : Airavlo was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Retail Industry and the Top 5% for Most Conservative.
- : Following new legislation in Airavlo, the song 'They Got an Awful Lot of Coffee in Airavlo' is a smash hit.
- : Following new legislation in Airavlo, unruly families are deliberately marooned on desert islands.
- : Following new legislation in Airavlo, slavers view "what did your last slave die of" as a request for a demonstration.
- : Following new legislation in Airavlo, anyone interested in the stock market is investigated.
- : Following new legislation in Airavlo, it turns out that money can buy you happiness.