The Most Serene Republic of Air-made Script is a huge, genial nation, notable for its lack of airports, irreverence towards religion, and suspicion of poets. The compassionate, hard-working population of 900 million Air-made Scriptians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The large government prioritizes Defense, with Administration, Law & Order, and Welfare also on the agenda. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 42.8%.

The strong Air-made Scriptian economy, worth 51.8 trillion estrogens a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Cheese Exports, and Furniture Restoration. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 57,608 estrogens, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 304,424 per year while the poor average 5,789, a ratio of 52.6 to 1.

The arms industry is backed by government subsidies and harsh anti-protest laws are in place, well-off serial killers write monthly checks to avoid jail time, nocturnal light pollution is mostly blue, and abortions are routinely performed in the nation's hospitals. Crime is moderate, possibly because it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many regulations. Air-made Script's national animal is the Double-Headed Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Air-made Script is ranked 55,370^th in the world and 81^st in Incoherent Theming for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 1,996.65 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.