The Dictatorship of Aibeten is a tiny, efficient nation, notable for its compulsory military service, frequent executions, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 9 million Aibetenians are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The tiny, pro-business, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Law & Order, Industry, and Education are also considered important, while International Aid and Spirituality aren't funded at all. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.7%.

The thriving Aibetenian economy, worth 575 billion pounds a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Gambling, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is 63,955 pounds, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 410,420 per year while the poor average 4,056, a ratio of 101 to 1.

Medical experts advise that those claiming to be medical experts are probably fraudsters, the nationalistic national anthem inspires citizens to literally spit at foreigners, politicians look weirdly alike, and caps with skulls on them are the height of fashion. Crime is a problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Aibeten's national animal is the cobra, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Aibeten is ranked 322,327^th in the world and 217^th in Lesbian for Largest Populations, with 9.00 million capita.