The Mouthpiece of Ahrendts is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Tragodia with an iron fist, and notable for its avowedly heterosexual populace, frequent executions, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 1.415 billion Ahrendtsians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Law & Order, although Education, Defense, and Administration are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Leithanien. The average income tax rate is 27.6%.

The sizeable but inefficient Ahrendtsian economy, worth 53.2 trillion Pounds a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Furniture Restoration, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 37,628 Pounds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.2 times as much as the poorest.

Orphanages are closing their doors as the government forces parents to actually raise their children, tourists flock to see the giant stone carvings of historical leaders at Mount Rushless, the lactose-intolerant are force-fed cheese products with predictably gassy results, and banning party poppers has been a real party pooper. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ahrendts's national animal is the Unknown.

Ahrendts is ranked 93,202^nd in the world and 4^th in Crimson Troupe for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 2,509.16 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.