The Dominion of AH Albion is a titanic, cultured nation, ruled by Bryan Billard with a fair hand, and notable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, daily referendums, and smutty television. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 18.248 billion Albans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, liberal, outspoken government prioritizes Education, with Welfare, Environment, and Industry also on the agenda, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Windsor. The average income tax rate is 47.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Alban economy, worth a remarkable 2,147 trillion pounds a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 117,709 pounds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

Politicians accost strangers in the street to ask their problems, criminals rejoice in the streets as the entire police force is sent away on a training retreat, postmen have been arrested in job lots for selling junk mail as home insulation, and proper policy proposals prerequire professional peer-reviewed papers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. AH Albion's national animal is the orca, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

AH Albion is ranked 21,779^th in the world and 1^st in Universal Arc for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 3,197.89 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.