The Warroirs of Agents of the Free is a titanic, orderly nation, remarkable for its national health service, public floggings, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 11.205 billion Agents of the Freeans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Industry, and Defense. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 53.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Agents of the Freean economy, worth a remarkable 1,310 trillion dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Information Technology, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 116,915 dollars, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 387,208 per year while the poor average 26,368, a ratio of 14.7 to 1.

Criminals lock themselves in their mums' basements to avoid prison, edgy teens know that illegal discos are where the cool cats hang, the terminally ill are applying for visas from their bed, and the government has declared that sharing is uncaring. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Agents of the Free's national animal is the swan, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Agents of the Free is ranked 290,515^th in the world and 1^st in Liberty And Democracy Front for Most Rebellious Youth, scoring -15 on the Stark-Dean Displacement Index.