The Barely Lethal Girl of Agent 83 is a mammoth, socially progressive nation, notable for its absence of drug laws and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 8.539 billion Agents live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government prioritizes Defense, with Healthcare, Welfare, and Public Transport also on the agenda, while International Aid and Law & Order are ignored. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.1%.

The strong Agent 83 economy, worth 377 trillion Pounds a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Pizza Delivery, Arms Manufacturing, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 44,203 Pounds, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 284,893 per year while the poor average 2,770, a ratio of 102 to 1.

Crime is a serious problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. Agent 83's national animal is the Wolf, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Agent 83 is ranked 319,406^th in the world and 2^nd in Ile de France for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring -8.55 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.