The United Socialist Republics of Agenca is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Commander Candice Sulivan with an even hand, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space, free-roaming dinosaurs, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, cheerful population of 16.585 billion Agencans enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous government prioritizes Education, with Healthcare, Environment, and Defense also on the agenda, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ithaca. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Agencan economy, worth a remarkable 3,433 trillion Agencions a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 207,014 Agencions, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Escaped birthday balloons are torpedoed out of the sky, science centers and state of the art laboratories are ubiquitous, private law firms are unheard of, and the stratosphere is full of "silent but deadly" attacks from Commander Candice Sulivan's rear echelons. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Agenca's national animal is the Gray Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Atheism.

Agenca is ranked 2,676^th in the world and 1^st in Agenca for Highest Food Quality, scoring 256.75 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.