The Federation of Agaraia is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its ban on automobiles, restrictive gun laws, and stringent health and safety legislation. The cynical population of 565 million Agaraians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government prioritizes Law & Order, although Defense, Administration, and Healthcare are also considered important. The average income tax rate is 47.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but stagnant Agaraian economy, worth 5.49 trillion Psoes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient black market in Trout Farming, Tourism, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Basket Weaving. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 9,717 Psoes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Organ donation is compulsory, Harry Potter books are banned, cars are banned, and exorbitant spending on icebreakers breaks the ice at every budget meeting. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Agaraia's national animal is the cow, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Agaraia is ranked 221,190^th in the world and 8^th in Eyanfaonie for Longest Average Lifespans, with 68.11 years.