The Democratic Republic of Agapanga is a colossal, cultured nation, remarkable for its enslaved workforce, ubiquitous missile silos, and parental licensing program. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 4.963 billion Agapangans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 66.7%.

The all-consuming Agapangan economy, worth 385 trillion francs a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Trout Farming, Information Technology, and Cheese Exports. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 77,579 francs, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 242,905 per year while the poor average 18,998, a ratio of 12.8 to 1.

Teenagers get their license without taking the test, taxpayer money is hard at work exorcizing laundry, wedding bands come in pairs to form wedding manacles, and all facts are created equal. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Agapanga's national animal is the crocodile, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Agapanga is ranked 92,834^th in the world and 1^st in South Sudan for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 103.31 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.