Largest Cheese Export Sector: 237thLargest Agricultural Sector: 1,884thLargest Mining Sector: 2,342nd
The Republic of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Inb4 9003 drops to rare
Influence
Squire
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

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Africanization

Population14.209 billion

Currency9003
Animal9003

The Republic of Africanization is a titanic, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its soft-spoken computers, infamous sell-swords, and state-planned economy. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 14.209 billion Africanizationians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 52.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Africanizationian economy, worth a remarkable 3,459 trillion 9003s a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Beef-Based Agriculture. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 243,495 9003s, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

The death penalty has been reintroduced, foreign leaders are advising that Leader's letters must have gotten lost in the mail, election results are often delayed for weeks to count the expat votes, and one tree's worth of paperwork accompanies each imported log of timber. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Africanization's national animal is the 9003, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Africanization is ranked 237th in the world and 1st in Home Sweet 9003 for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 14,538.97 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.

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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 237thLargest Agricultural Sector: 1,884thLargest Mining Sector: 2,342ndLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 2,997thTop
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Most Patriotic: 4,013thLargest Black Market: 4,020thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 4,438thLargest Information Technology Sector: 4,481stLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 4,741stHighest Disposable Incomes: 5,423rdMost Corrupt Governments: 6,126thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 6,239thHighest Average Incomes: 6,958thHighest Poor Incomes: 7,418thLongest Average Lifespans: 7,581stMost Scientifically Advanced: 7,933rdHighest Economic Output: 8,063rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 8,487thLowest Crime Rates: 9,764thHealthiest Citizens: 10,087thMost Developed: 10,258thMost Devout: 13,009thMost Inclusive: 13,846thSmartest Citizens: 13,956thMost Accessible: 14,783rdMost Efficient Economies: 15,828thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 15,839thTop
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Highest Food Quality: 21,818thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 22,168thLargest Governments: 22,919thMost Subsidized Industry: 23,507thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 25,195thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 27,222ndBest Weather: 30,371stMost Advanced Public Education: 31,215th
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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 1st in the regionTop
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Most Pacifist: 13th in the regionTop
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Most Rebellious Youth: 25th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 26th in the regionNicest Citizens: 32nd in the regionMost Secular: 32nd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 36th in the regionFattest Citizens: 39th in the regionMost Inclusive: 39th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Africanization, one tree's worth of paperwork accompanies each imported log of timber.
  • : Following new legislation in Africanization, election results are often delayed for weeks to count the expat votes.
  • : Following new legislation in Africanization, foreign leaders are advising that Leader's letters must have gotten lost in the mail.
  • : Africanization was reclassified from "Iron Fist Consumerists" to "Psychotic Dictatorship".
  • : Following new legislation in Africanization, the death penalty has been reintroduced.
  • : Africanization was reclassified from "Father Knows Best State" to "Iron Fist Consumerists".
  • : Following new legislation in Africanization, aides are afraid to ask if Leader wants a cup of tea or coffee.
  • : Africanization was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Advanced Law Enforcement.
  • : Africanization was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Efficient Economies.
  • : Africanization was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Public Education.

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