The União of Afonsonecas is a titanic, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Pedro Trancoso de Almeida with an iron fist, and notable for its lack of airports, infamous sell-swords, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 11.492 billion Sourenses are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Soure. The average income tax rate is 66.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Sourense economy, worth a remarkable 1,779 trillion elhinhoes a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Tourism, and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 154,839 elhinhoes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

The government only invests in infrastructure after a natural disaster, Sourenses ask their doctors whether chili peppers are right for them, preservative manufacturers are told to put a lid on it, and clairvoyants and soothsayers find fellowship at their local McRonalds. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Afonsonecas's national animal is the coelho, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Atheism.

Afonsonecas is ranked 23,730^th in the world and 2^nd in Portugal de Esquerda for Highest Average Incomes, with 154,839.74 Standard Monetary Units.