The Province of Afoncord is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its lack of airports, free-roaming dinosaurs, and suspicion of poets. The devout population of 2.349 billion Afoncordians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. The average income tax rate is 40.0%.

The powerhouse Afoncordian economy, worth 197 trillion Provincial Talers a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, fairly diversified black market in Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, Woodchip Exports, and Information Technology. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 84,077 Provincial Talers, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.8 times as much as the poorest.

Wildlife parks are packed with poachers yet increasingly devoid of animals, citizens are strongly encouraged to breathe less so as to limit the carbon footprint, weather forecasts are accurate but nobody has the bandwidth to view them, and aging citizens are celebrating the end of the 'Early Bird War'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Afoncord's national animal is the Local Labrador, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Afoncord is ranked 294,979^th in the world and 26^th in Urcea for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring -10.1 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.