The Republic of AFL is a colossal, cultured nation, renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, pith helmet sales, and daily referendums. The devout population of 4.173 billion AFLians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 48.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The AFLian economy, worth 238 trillion ---s a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Woodchip Exports, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 57,029 ---s, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

The number of students attending university has reached a record high, treason is relative, the government raises tariffs on a weekly basis, and gambling is outlawed. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. AFL's national animal is the ---, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

AFL is ranked 237,674^th in the world and 34^th in AFL for Most Secular, with 13.77 Atheism Rate.