The Phantasm of Afi-Aftos is a behemoth, orderly nation, ruled by Whoop Dee Whoop with an iron fist, and notable for its strictly enforced bedtime, state-planned economy, and fear of technology. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 51.641 billion Afi-Aftosians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Loompaland. The average income tax rate is 96.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Afi-Aftosian economy, worth an astonishing 14,110 trillion Fishterous Correlations a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, highly specialized black market in Uranium Mining, Retail, Furniture Restoration, and Basket Weaving. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 273,246 Fishterous Correlations, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Big game hunters travel to Afi-Aftos to try their hand at shark-shooting, the government is known to care more about its buildings than its people, the nation has cemented its own architectural style, and the world outside is only known of in folklore. Crime is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Afi-Aftos's national animal is the Vermicious Knid, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Dudeism.

Afi-Aftos is ranked 331,848^th in the world and 3^rd in Fredonia for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -28.89 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.