The Republic of AFCB is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Marco Rose with a fair hand, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, irreverence towards religion, and absence of drug laws. The hard-working, democratic population of 2.286 billion AFCBians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The tiny, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dean Court. The average income tax rate is 7.0%.

The strong AFCBian economy, worth 119 trillion pounds a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with significant contributions from Cheese Exports, Information Technology, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is 51,917 pounds, with the richest citizens earning 5.1 times as much as the poorest.

Adverts proclaim it has to be healthy if the Mornay uses hand-grated Gallopavian Gruyère, euthanasia is legal, AFCB has designated Dean Court as its capital city, and Marco Rose has just been declared ruler of AFCB in an international press conference. Crime is a problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. AFCB's national animal is the cherry, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

AFCB is ranked 226,107^th in the world and 8^th in New United Scotland for Longest Average Lifespans, with 67.58 years.