The Federation of Aerlanica is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Jonathan Blinds with an even hand, and remarkable for its otherworldly petting zoo, compulsory military service, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 7.96 billion Aerlanicans enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The large, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Twilight's Hollow. The average income tax rate is 94.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Aerlanican economy, worth a remarkable 1,304 trillion Bucks a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 163,917 Bucks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Official government guidance encourages binge behaviors, bad punctuation has come to a full stop, the horniness of the great-horned Frost Wolf is considered a national priority, and brave curators do battle with disorganised government libraries. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Aerlanica's national animal is the Frost Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Democratic Fananticism.

Aerlanica is ranked 282,350^th in the world and 110^th in Cape of Good Hope for Most Corrupt Governments, with 0.63 kickbacks per hour.