The Republic of Aequatoria is a titanic, safe nation, notable for its compulsory military service, state-planned economy, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 17.498 billion Aequatorians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Spirituality, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 31.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but underdeveloped Aequatorian economy, worth 689 trillion pounds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Pizza Delivery industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Arms Manufacturing, and Retail. Average income is 39,390 pounds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The experimental sculpture "Overtures In Dried Gazelle Dung" has been declared a national treasure and Harry Potter books are banned. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Aequatoria's national animal is the gazelle.

Aequatoria is ranked 215,682^nd in the world and 3^rd in South Sudan for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 275.07 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.