The Dictatorship of Aeoniasttat is a small, orderly nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, compulsory military service, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 26 million Aeoniasttatians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The tiny, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Healthcare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.8%.

The very strong Aeoniasttatian economy, worth 1.80 trillion pounds a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Retail. Average income is 69,340 pounds, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 236,334 per year while the poor average 14,981, a ratio of 15.8 to 1.

Repurposed warships fire swag at company promotional events, rugby players that knock each other over always stop to make sure the other fellow is okay, criminals and college students are taking an interest in the government's new weed-killing program, and the government is suspected of mass disappearing dissidents both at home and abroad. Crime is moderate, possibly because it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many regulations. Aeoniasttat's national animal is the wolf, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Aeoniasttat is ranked 23,422^nd in the world and 6^th in RPS for Most Secular, with 40.29 Atheism Rate.