The Empire of Aeganistan is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its infamous sell-swords, vat-grown people, and flagrant waste-dumping. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 653 million Aeganistanians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Education, Law & Order, and Industry are also considered important, while International Aid and Spirituality receive no funds. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 68.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Aeganistanian economy, worth 90.4 trillion aegons a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, fairly diversified black market in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 138,503 aegons, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 437,068 per year while the poor average 33,534, a ratio of 13.0 to 1.

Aeganistan Barrier Island residents anxiously await their 'Bridge to Somewhere', diplomatic missions are often mistaken as declarations of war, the nation is currently revamping its entire education system, and nobody expected the fruit inquisition. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Aeganistan's national animal is the Lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Aeganistan is ranked 57,361^st in the world and 17,068^th in Chicken overlords for Highest Unexpected Death Rate, scoring 76.85 on the Bus Surprisal Index.