The State of Adygae is a titanic, socially progressive nation, notable for its irreverence towards religion, absence of drug laws, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 14.594 billion Adygaeans live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Defense, although Healthcare, Administration, and Public Transport are also considered important, while Spirituality and International Aid are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Capital Heights. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.9%.

The strong Adygaean economy, worth 697 trillion betales a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Door-to-door Insurance Sales industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Retail, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is 47,805 betales, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 310,264 per year while the poor average 2,939, a ratio of 105 to 1.

Employers may fire workers without giving any reason, the alarmingly racist TV show 'Bigtopians Say the Darndest Things' is a hit, euthanasia is illegal, and Adygae has designated Capital Heights as its capital city. Crime is a major problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. Adygae's national animal is the deer, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Adygae is ranked 238,634^th in the world and 1^st in the Republic of Germany for Nicest Citizens, with 10.55 average smiles per day.