The Matriarchal Spider Empire of Adventurer Mimi is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Spider Empress Mimi Mimikins with an iron fist, and notable for its rum-swilling pirates, free-roaming dinosaurs, and enforced nudity. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 1.594 billion Adventurer Mimians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.
The medium-sized, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 25.9%.
The all-consuming Adventurer Mimian economy, worth 134 trillion rubies a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Soda Sales, and Gambling. Black market activity is notable. Average income is 84,489 rubies, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 410,580 per year while the poor average 10,041, a ratio of 40.9 to 1.
Bars are packed at all hours, the Foreign Ministry thinks an eye for an eye is a blindingly good idea, cigarettes are dead-cheap, and t-bagging dead Bigtopians merits a medal of honor. Crime, especially youth-related, is a problem. Adventurer Mimi's national animal is the spider, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.
Adventurer Mimi is ranked 211,875th in the world and 13th in Castle Bleck for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring 88.39 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.
National Happenings
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Adventurer Mimi was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Fattest Citizens.
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Adventurer Mimi was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Rebellious Youth.
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Adventurer Mimi's influence in Castle Bleck rose from "Auxiliary" to "Negotiator".
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Adventurer Mimi was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Pro-Market.
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Adventurer Mimi, t-bagging dead Bigtopians merits a medal of honor.
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Adventurer Mimi, cigarettes are dead-cheap.
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Adventurer Mimi, the Foreign Ministry thinks an eye for an eye is a blindingly good idea.
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Adventurer Mimi, bars are packed at all hours.
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Adventurer Mimi changed its national leader to "Spider Empress Mimi Mimikins".
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Adventurer Mimi, Leader has been known to threaten dissenting citizens with a machine gun at press conferences.















