The Colony of Adolf Meyer is a massive, safe nation, notable for its public floggings and absence of drug laws. The quiet, industrious population of 2.347 billion Adolf Meyerians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 28.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Adolf Meyerian economy, worth 96.4 trillion forks a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Furniture Restoration industry, with major contributions from Cheese Exports, Arms Manufacturing, and Tourism. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 41,090 forks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation is ravaged by daily union strikes, Leader's peyote-induced "let's all just be friends" speech is trending world-wide, mechanics are often exhausted by their work, and professional athletes juggle part-time jobs to avoid bankruptcy. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Adolf Meyer's national animal is the Militarized Penguin.

Adolf Meyer is ranked 215,896^th in the world and 4^th in Maybloom for Most Corrupt Governments, with 1.81 kickbacks per hour.