The United States of Adepts is a titanic, genial nation, ruled by Marshal Ken the great with an even hand, and renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, keen interest in outer space, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate population of 12.664 billion Adeptsians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of District of Adepts. The average income tax rate is 97.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Adeptsian economy, worth a remarkable 2,628 trillion Adeptsian Dollars a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is an amazing 207,576 Adeptsian Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Patch v22.1705 - all developers are now paid for work, fraternities are rejoicing at government-subsidized partying, potatoes are known for their lead aftertaste, and it is said that the captain goes down with the ship but ecological protection goes up. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Adepts's national animal is the Red Panda, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Constitution Preservation Union.

Adepts is ranked 5,964^th in the world and 324^th in Osiris for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 7,592.26 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.