| Population | 5.599 billion |
| Capital | Mansplain City |
| Leader | Noah Lotte |
| Faith | smugness |
| Currency | velvet |
| Animal | velvet monkey |
The Corrective of Ackchualee is a mammoth, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Noah Lotte with an even hand, and notable for its ban on automobiles and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed population of 5.599 billion Ackchualeeans enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.
The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mansplain City. The average income tax rate is 25.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.
The large but underdeveloped Ackchualeean economy, worth 172 trillion velvets a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Woodchip Exports, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 30,801 velvets, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Claiming to have performed the Heimlich Maneuver is a popular defense for assault charges, Scrabble champions have been left scrambling for scraps, turning eighteen is often referred to as the 'Age of Aquarius', and Jack Russells have proven to be terrible spies. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ackchualee's national animal is the velvet monkey, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is smugness.
Ackchualee is ranked 88,476th in the world and 4th in Brazen for Largest Black Market, with 3.31 trillion Standard Monetary Units.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Ackchualee was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens.
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Ackchualee, Jack Russells have proven to be terrible spies.
- : Following new legislation in
Ackchualee, turning eighteen is often referred to as the 'Age of Aquarius'.
- : Following new legislation in
Ackchualee, Scrabble champions have been left scrambling for scraps.
- : Following new legislation in
Ackchualee, claiming to have performed the Heimlich Maneuver is a popular defense for assault charges.
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Ackchualee, cults that offer eternal life after death to those who follow a self-sacrificing saviour are frowned upon.
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Ackchualee, male friends are often accompanied by a female relative in order to prove their 'straightness'.
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Ackchualee, sanitary products are sold in brown paper at hairdressers' salons.
- : Following new legislation in
Ackchualee, snap elections are called over every minor impasse.
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Ackchualee was reclassified from "Iron Fist Socialists" to "Scandinavian Liberal Paradise".




