Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 16,351stMost Cheerful Citizens: 25,532ndLargest Publishing Industry: 28,197th
The Corrective of
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise
It's okay to be condescending here.
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Superb
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Ackchualee

Population5.599 billion

CapitalMansplain City
LeaderNoah Lotte
Faithsmugness

Currencyvelvet
Animalvelvet monkey

The Corrective of Ackchualee is a mammoth, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Noah Lotte with an even hand, and notable for its ban on automobiles and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed population of 5.599 billion Ackchualeeans enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mansplain City. The average income tax rate is 25.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but underdeveloped Ackchualeean economy, worth 172 trillion velvets a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Woodchip Exports, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 30,801 velvets, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Claiming to have performed the Heimlich Maneuver is a popular defense for assault charges, Scrabble champions have been left scrambling for scraps, turning eighteen is often referred to as the 'Age of Aquarius', and Jack Russells have proven to be terrible spies. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ackchualee's national animal is the velvet monkey, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is smugness.

Ackchualee is ranked 88,476th in the world and 4th in Brazen for Largest Black Market, with 3.31 trillion Standard Monetary Units.

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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 16,351stTop
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Most Cheerful Citizens: 25,532ndLargest Publishing Industry: 28,197thMost Income Equality: 29,682nd
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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Ackchualee was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in Ackchualee, Jack Russells have proven to be terrible spies.
  • : Following new legislation in Ackchualee, turning eighteen is often referred to as the 'Age of Aquarius'.
  • : Following new legislation in Ackchualee, Scrabble champions have been left scrambling for scraps.
  • : Following new legislation in Ackchualee, claiming to have performed the Heimlich Maneuver is a popular defense for assault charges.
  • : Following new legislation in Ackchualee, cults that offer eternal life after death to those who follow a self-sacrificing saviour are frowned upon.
  • : Following new legislation in Ackchualee, male friends are often accompanied by a female relative in order to prove their 'straightness'.
  • : Following new legislation in Ackchualee, sanitary products are sold in brown paper at hairdressers' salons.
  • : Following new legislation in Ackchualee, snap elections are called over every minor impasse.
  • : Ackchualee was reclassified from "Iron Fist Socialists" to "Scandinavian Liberal Paradise".

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