The Grand Duchy of Acharnae is a colossal, genial nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape and irreverence towards religion. The hard-working population of 4.957 billion Acharnaeans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Healthcare, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 23.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Acharnaean economy, worth 220 trillion Delta Eagles a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Information Technology, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 44,429 Delta Eagles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.

Arbitrary election rules are considered sacrosanct, liberals and conservatives try to disqualify each other's candidates on the grounds that "their ideas would never work in the real world", professional athletes juggle part-time jobs to avoid bankruptcy, and endangered species are effective hostages against the Acharnaean military. Crime is almost non-existent, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Acharnae's national animal is the Kitsune, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Acharnae is ranked 15,925^th in the world and 1^st in Womens Army Corps for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 5,320.6 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.