The Republic of Aceraceae is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its rampant corporate plagiarism, compulsory military service, and compulsory gun ownership. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 8.79 billion Aceraceaeans are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The large, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Administration. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 74.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Aceraceaean economy, worth a remarkable 1,352 trillion 9003s a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Tourism. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 153,911 9003s, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 664,303 per year while the poor average 22,716, a ratio of 29.2 to 1.

Leader's new door-knocking campaign has the sweet taste of success, the bonfire of the old paper records can be seen for miles around Aceraceae City, many parents are becoming frustrated with their children's choices in spouses, and jury selection begins with explaining what a jury is. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Aceraceae's national animal is the 9003, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Aceraceae is ranked 17,751^st in the world and 1^st in abuseth for Lowest Crime Rates, with 91.61 law-abiding acts per hour.