The Republic of AceQuared is a colossal, socially progressive nation, renowned for its irreverence towards religion. The hard-working, democratic population of 9.949 billion AceQuaredians are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The tiny government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Healthcare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.3%.

The very strong AceQuaredian economy, worth 706 trillion solaces a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Tourism. Average income is 71,039 solaces, with the richest citizens earning 7.9 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. AceQuared's national animal is the cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

AceQuared is ranked 23,238^th in the world and 1^st in MentosLand for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 65,853.9 Standard Monetary Units.