The Most Serene Republic of Accora is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Serene Doge Romigi Zani with an even hand, and renowned for its sprawling nuclear power plants, compulsory military service, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate population of 1.484 billion Accorans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Valdento. The average income tax rate is 51.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Accoran economy, worth 73.7 trillion Bons a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 49,644 Bons, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Building a phallus out of Minecraft blocks counts as indecent exposure, arguments about toilet seats being left up or down get surprisingly heated, foreign lack of enthusiasm for Accoran nose-flute disco metal is seen as a reasonable casus belli, and being sent to collections is more dangerous than ever. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Accora's national animal is the Accoran Quagga, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Secularism.

Accora is ranked 85,714^th in the world and 42^nd in Lonia Kreptia Llor for Smartest Citizens, with 38.29 quips per hour.