The Watchfires of Abu Bakr Al-Siddik is a gargantuan, safe nation, notable for its avowedly heterosexual populace, compulsory military service, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 20.092 billion Abu Bakr Al-Siddikians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 43.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Abu Bakr Al-Siddikian economy, worth a remarkable 2,189 trillion $$s a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Cheese Exports, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is an impressive 108,997 $$s, with the richest citizens earning 5.4 times as much as the poorest.

Chocolate in Abu Bakr Al-Siddik has its flavour enhanced by the salty tears of enslaved factory workers, foreign leaders are advising that Leader's letters must have gotten lost in the mail, party-lovers often change religions just for the weekend, and first-time moms are expected to be experienced parents from day one. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Abu Bakr Al-Siddik's national animal is the Death's-head Hawkmoth, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Abu Bakr Al-Siddik is ranked 47,722^nd in the world and 1^st in OPEC for Lowest Crime Rates, with 74.86 law-abiding acts per hour.